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I got the No Net Blues

I’m writing this at the Old Chicago in Eden Prairie. I’m here because I thought they had wireless access. I need wireless access because my internet conection at home is down. My Internet connection at home is down because Qwest is an organization of fuck ups. They are fuck ups because they are a regulated monooploy with no competition. But I digress.

I all but abandoned by landline earlier this year for my cell phone. I still had it however because my DirectTV needs it to dial out. The last 4 months however, I’ve had no dial tone. None. To get it fixed will cost me money. I decided to kill the landline for good.

Two developments allowed me to do this. 1) Qwest began to offer ‘nekkid’ DSL service. You can get DSL without needing a dial tone anymore. 2) Vonage is dropped the price on their lowest plan to the same price as the cheapest line I could get from Qwest. Factor in all the services I get for free with Vonage I’d have to pay Qwest and arm and a leg for (Caller ID, voice mail, etc) and take out all the BS fees, surcharges, and taxes I have to pay for a phone, and Vonage was now a no brainer.

So, I’m getting VOIP.

However, in the process of changing my service, they (Qwest) didn’t tell me that I’d need a new DSL router. So after a 60 min cell phone call, I should have a new router (with built in 802.11b), improved DSL service, and a better, cheaper phone service.

Its just that for the next two days, I’m SOL as far at net access at home goes.

Oh, and Old Chicago doesn’t have internet access. Not in EP. And I have to submit my physics pre-lab tonight. And I lost my physics notebook. And I have a physics test on Friday.

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Will-iam Shat-ner

A couple of things:

  • I got the new William Shatner album off of iTunes. Its good. I mean its actually good. Its not a parody of himself. Its well produced and they have decent collaborations. You may think I’m smoking crack, but I’m serious. He even has a song about his wife drowning.
  • There is a really cool program from NASA called World Wind. Its an interactive globe you can play with and download overlays to show different things (earthquakes, hurricanes, fault lines, etc). Its a big download but fun to play with.
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Lo-bore-atory

I’m taking 5, count em, 5 classes with labs this semester.

To give you an idea of what this mean, if you take a Political Science class that meets on Tuesday and Thursday, you will have about two hours of class time per week. If you take a T Th or a M W class with a lab (and I have 3 of those) you are in class 4 hours per week per class with the 2 hour lab. I’m in lab a total of 11 hours per week. I have one lab every day. Its the equivalent of taking almost 30 credits.

I say this not to get sympathy, but to show that I’m pretty much an expert on labs now. I’ve taken them in the following departments: biology, chemistry, physics, astronomy, and geology.

Here is my users guild to labs at the University of Minnesota.

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Worst…..Study……Ever

I think I’ve come across the worst piece of scientific (if you can call it that) research ever published.

The conclusion of the study (done at Oxford nonetheless) is that women will suprass men in the 100 yard dash at the Olympics by 2158. How do they come to this conclusion? Well, they took a linear extrapolation of olympic winning times over the last 100 years. That’s it.

Now, there are a few slight problems with this extrapolation.

1) If you accept that things will continue in a linear fashion (and accept that they have been changing in a linear fashion), eventually humans will run the speed of light. At some point in the future, the Olympics will be won by the Flash. Its has to. Just take the graph and keep extending the lines. Eventually you reach a time of zero.

2) Look at the data points. Especially look at the dots representing the last 3-5 olympics. One could just as easly conclude that the winning times have been bottoming out. If that is true, then you can’t and shouldn’t make a linear extrapolation.

3) Winning times at the olympics isn’t a very good measure of performance. Each olympics is different. Different altitude, different political circumstances, etc. Its a snapshot of performace on an arbitrary week every four years. A better measure would be the progress of world record times. They aren’t constrained to a few days every four years. If someone is injured for the olympics, they still have other chances to set a world record. How does the progression of world records look compared to the olympic winning times?

Well……I did some analysis of my own 🙂

I plotted the progression of world record times in the 100m by men and women. Before I did it, I expected to see a more dramatic change with women than I did with men. Why? The men have been doing it longer and records go back further. Also, its only been in the last few decades that as many resources have been put behind women’s track and field. Nonetheless,in the long run, the over all trend should be the same. You should see a gradual bottoming out over time. Records should be broken by smaller margins at longer intervals between records.

If you look at the data you can see several interesting things. 1) Many of the world records held by women happened during olympics. This might have been due to a lack of other competitions available to women. The olympics was it. This would skew the data for women becuase the Oxford studies only looked at olympic winning times, which correspont more to world record times for women. 2) The current women’s 100m record is currently 16 years old, held by Florencew Griffith Joyner. The men’s is 2 years old. That means the end of the trendline on the women’s chart is essentially flat. For the Oxford study to be true, the olympic winning times for women (and men) will eventually have to break the world record time.

Also, the trendlines for the world record times for men and women tell a very different story than the Oxford study. It clearly shows a bottoming out of record times, which is exactly what you would expect. (and this isn’t just true in track, its true in any human physical activity)

The women’s record has cleary dropped farther, but that has to do with the fact that it had a higher starting point. Since records have been kept, the men’s record hasn’t gone down a full second. The womens record has fallen by more than 2.

The reason why this “study” pisses me off so much is that is so totally obviously flawed that even someone in middle school should be able to see the problem with it. Human athletic progress can’t go forward in a linear fashion. Somewhere there is a limit. We can approach it, but we can never cross it. Even with drugs and genetics we will never see a 5 second 100m. Never. Not with anything that we today would call a human being.

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The year in film

I live very close to the Eden Prairie AMC 18, so its where I see the vast majority of my movies. I’m also a member of their movie watcher club which give you free crap the more movies you see. I was able to get the list of everything I’ve seen at the EP AMC for the last year.

 09-Oct-2004 07:55		Team America
  09-Oct-2004 01:00                Shark Tale
  08-Oct-2004 09:45		Friday Night Lights 
  06-Oct-2004 07:30		Ladder 49 
  02-Oct-2004 07:50		Wimbledon 
  26-Sep-2004 01:30		Shaun Of The Dead 
  25-Sep-2004 02:55		Mr. 3000 
  19-Sep-2004 02:55		Sky Captain & The World Of.... 
  15-Sep-2004 07:40		Evergreen (Eve) 
  11-Sep-2004 12:30		Thx-1138:George Lucas..(Dlp) 
  04-Sep-2004 01:00		Vanity Fair 
  29-Aug-2004 07:30		Napoleon Dynamite 
  27-Aug-2004 09:50		Suspect Zero 
  25-Aug-2004 09:55		Village,The 
  21-Aug-2004 02:35		Garden State 
  08-Aug-2004 05:10		Napoleon Dynamite 
  06-Aug-2004 07:20		Collateral 
  31-Jul-2004 07:30		Manchurian Candidate 
  30-Jul-2004 05:50		Harold & Kumar Go To White... 
  23-Jul-2004 04:50		Bourne Supremacy, The 
  18-Jul-2004 11:45		I,Robot
  09-Jul-2004 05:00		Anchorman 
  07-Jul-2004 07:30		King Arthur 
  03-Jul-2004 10:00		Spider-Man 2 
  01-Jul-2004 04:30		Spider-Man 2 
  26-Jun-2004 04:20		Fahrenheit 9/11 
  20-Jun-2004 01:50		Around The World In 80 Days 
  19-Jun-2004 11:00		Terminal,The 
  18-Jun-2004 07:00		Dodgeball:A True Underdog Story
  13-Jun-2004 12:00		Saved! 
  12-Jun-2004 11:15		Chronicles Of Riddick 
  05-Jun-2004 10:45		Harry Potter Prisoner Azkaban 
  01-Jun-2004 08:00		Day After Tomorrow,The 
  23-May-2004 12:50		Man On Fire 
  20-May-2004 11:00		Shrek 2 
  14-May-2004 01:00		Troy 
  09-May-2004 07:15		Van Helsing 
  08-May-2004 12:00		Mean Girls 
  17-Apr-2004 09:30		Kill Bill Vol.2 
  11-Apr-2004 07:25		Hellboy
  03-Apr-2004 02:55		Ladykillers,The 
  27-Mar-2004 12:05		Eternal Sunshine Of The... 
  05-Mar-2004 05:30		Starsky & Hutch 
  14-Feb-2004 09:50		50 First Dates 
  08-Feb-2004 12:30		Lord of the Ring: Return of the King
  04-Jan-2004 07:00		Cold Mountain 
  01-Jan-2004 07:00		House Of Sand And Fog 
  16-Nov-2003 02:30		Looney Tunes:Back In Action 
  14-Nov-2003 12:15		Master And Commander,The 
  13-Nov-2003 04:05		Runaway Jury, The 
  09-Nov-2003 07:25		Love Actually 
  07-Nov-2003 10:00		Elf 
  06-Nov-2003 11:45		Matrix Revolutions
  30-Oct-2003 09:35		Intolerable Cruelty 
  17-Oct-2003 05:00		Mystic River

There were probably another dozen or so that I saw in Appleton or at the Landmark theaters.