Oh, am I red
Jul.08, 2003 in
General
Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever. I got a month of unlimited tanning at my health club when I joined, so today I figured I’d give it a try. I was in it for 15 minutes, which I thought wasn’t that long.
I was wrong.
It turns out 15 minutes is a pretty long time. Long enough to turn your whole body totally red….which mine is right now….and it hurts like hell.
So today’s lesson is, if your going to tan, keep it under 10 min.
July 9th, 2003 at 12:15 pm
I’ have become a freak. People look at me and they say to themselves “Hey Kool-Aid!”
July 10th, 2003 at 11:49 am
I have to concede that Elyse won all the mini contests. I did not get the impression that those things counted for anything other than the little prize at the end of each one.
Kimora Lee is not what I would call rotund…although I think Janice Dickinson would pull the trigger. She was ALL OVER Elyse. JD reminded me of the SNL skit when Lara Flynn Boyle was on, and the fake Helen Gurley Brown was talking about how extravagant a meal of water and celery would be. She was a fine counterweight to the anti-Elyse sentiment. Anyway, if Kimora Lee had all that pull and was really trying to put over a ‘big’ girl, then Robin would have lasted longer as a plump, nay, gargantuan size FOUR.
You are prolly right that the judging will be more, let’s say, transparent next time. Like maybe with an ordinal ranking instead of just the ‘in/out’ vote for up to ten contestants. Makes no sense.